Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.
Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.
“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”
Then your uncle Barney decided to fight back.
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If you are contemplating going to MOSI for the chocolate Festival STOP…and rethink your options. Entry fees $20.95 plus $4 parking, and very limited and uninspiring samples provided. I’ve had better chocolate at the dime store. That said two stops were worth the wait and the coins. One shop did have fabulous products (not necessarily chocolate) “Joey Biscotti” and “The Crepatoria” had awesome crepes!
Its all true…
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